like orphaned Brazilian mutants. only without anything to gird their loins...


i'd like to see the force do this

Sunday, November 25, 2007

jelly time, every time

don't believe what they all say
peanut butter never hurt anyone
well yeah it's sticky, but what the hell do you expect from being crunched so many times?
heed not their lies of cancer, bacteria, and peanut sweatshops
it won't get stuck in your teeth and turn them into a cesspool of cavities
okay then, be a puss and eat the creamy
you'll never live this down
ever

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