one time, i new this guy who cheated on his girlfriend with one of her best friends. it was all sort of cliche except for he kept talking about how "bizarre her snizz smelled." he never said it was a particularly horrid smell--just very atypical. definitely not the scent of any woman he had ever encountered before. we all told him it was probably just the red tide haulin' in some nasty sea carcass, but he was adamant that she wasn't mensing. so then another one of my friends got with her, just to smell the snizz of mystery. big mistake. he tried to sleep with his girlfriend later that night and right when she was going down on him she jumped back and said "you fucked mary! you fucked mary ******, you fucking bastard!" turns out his girlfriend had a turn at old mary too, back in college. this totally confirmed to us, beyond all reasonable doubt, that mary ****** most certainly had a funky smelling snizz.
then she dumped him and his dick smelled weird for a few days, even after he washed it.
this actually happened.
i'd like to see the force do this
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