i was pulled from the river, and i can't explain this

i say, YHWH was the first acronym.
she says something like hallelujah and i say, yeah, they did that to teach us that not even
God's name is worth saying if its inconvenient.
it was at this point that i convinced myself that i had completely blown it with my seraph
my eyes roll to the back of my head and she's back with Little Big Vocabulary and the Ogre with the Lump in His Pants
the cracks in the ceiling start spelling things
" " falls from the ceiling into my retinas and bounces out of my mouth
for some reason, they are all aghast with this.
the little girl says "Truly he is a great and noble one, born of the spirit of blazing tongues" she says this with
about three exclamation points behind it ( i know this because i can see them over her head).
the giant says "i heard it in my own tongue"
my seraph smiles and an entire phrase falls from the ceiling, but i say it as an acronym
"MIAMAWYMAMAIIATBYR"
the crowd goes wild for this one
i laugh as words fall like the blouse of Potiphor's wife
time only exists when you count it, and right then i was only counting teeth. my seraphs teeth.