what we use to find the solution

is sometimes the problem

cooperation/competition

listening to some hawiian cover of

"nothing compares to you"

(1990, Sinead O' Connor cover)

i remember some things that sting my eyes

and how some stuckup liberal arts prof thought

we were the best photo he'd seen

and how when you get cranberry and vodka in your

blood you always sing 

that song by the Animals at the top

of your ever living guts and how

you looked in my weird coat of 

homeless colors that night when 

you wrestled my fist and claimed it

was all a metaphor

real notes from lab meetings:

"migraines are fundable"

"all babies before 2000 are irrelevant"

"you're not going to have peak progesterone by day 20..."

"find 'master spreadsheet' and copy data to 'master-master spreadsheet'"

"get toy for experimental monkey"

"put monkey in friend cage"

"order more snakes--not slimy ones"

"12 cynos addicted to alcohol going to detox next week"

"day 5 of follicular phase is day 1,775 of boredom phase"

"pittsburg linkage analysis a 'more exquisite heritability' than portland"

 "for the other animals we have to do the whole damned luteal phase"

"no more bags of iodine"

"be more vigilant about downstairs"

"are the sedendary girls the ones that aren't captured?"

"basically, antalarmen is the cockblocker of cortisol"

"a monkey peeing in your eye is really, really bad"

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh"

"the robot is my kind of guy"

"this is how you swab for menses"

these things doth the LORD hate:

poop

convenant breakers

iphone

skin diseases

wieners

video games

lifeforms adapting to the enivornment

97.6% of human beings

vaginas

killing*

liars

pandas

wasted calories

hypocrites

the internets

and lots of other things He created, he just only has so much time to blog, you know?

* subject to change

she also wrote, in a place she didn't think i'd see:

turn up the heat! add passion to any erotic encounter with [scribble] the visual stimulation  of STRIKING red leather

turn up the heat! add passion to any erotic encounter with the striking [prolonged scribble] red leather [scribble] don't forget [scribble] to explore the [scribble] effects of [scribble]

[scribble]

that look on your face breeds sterility at times like these

i tried to convert my personality to an mpeg2

just so it wouldn't work with your video card

you harrass 

i lick ass

is that SO immoral?

she wrote this once, in a place she never thought i'd see:

i just suck at life in general.

and i'm sorry. this isn't a "crisis." just a fact of the matter.

i'm sorry that me just being present is hard for you.

[scribbles]

isolation plays a role in the development of diversity

this was St. Francis of Assissi's grand secret

this was why he preffered birds to humans,

bread to wine

his garden to the masses

push-pins in walls produce what we call

"things the way they should be"

you may have buggered my mom, 

but i sank your cruise ship

right now is where you get it all in

except for that last inch

(maybe inch and a half)

still, what is it about Lord Byron that

keeps you immune from pathogens?

cacophony. there. someone finally said it.

two geese, far away from home

bob, bob, bob

stop

bob some more

why are there bricks everywhere?