like orphaned Brazilian mutants. only without anything to gird their loins...


i'd like to see the force do this

Sunday, October 19, 2008

real notes from lab meetings:

"migraines are fundable"

"all babies before 2000 are irrelevant"

"you're not going to have peak progesterone by day 20..."

"find 'master spreadsheet' and copy data to 'master-master spreadsheet'"

"get toy for experimental monkey"

"put monkey in friend cage"

"order more snakes--not slimy ones"

"12 cynos addicted to alcohol going to detox next week"

"day 5 of follicular phase is day 1,775 of boredom phase"

"pittsburg linkage analysis a 'more exquisite heritability' than portland"

 "for the other animals we have to do the whole damned luteal phase"

"no more bags of iodine"

"be more vigilant about downstairs"

"are the sedendary girls the ones that aren't captured?"

"basically, antalarmen is the cockblocker of cortisol"

"a monkey peeing in your eye is really, really bad"

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh"

"the robot is my kind of guy"

"this is how you swab for menses"


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