like orphaned Brazilian mutants. only without anything to gird their loins...


i'd like to see the force do this

Saturday, June 21, 2008

something else i heard from a guy in prison

once, when i was, i donna know, maybe 11 or somethin', i found a copy of this book called The Four Loves in my mom's room and i got really, you know...

"aroused?"

yeah. it didn't take much, you know? i just read the back and it said it was about love between family members and men and...you know...

"go on"

well, it was the first time i read about people having sex with their family and other men and, you know..."

"did you masturbate?"

yeah, i knew my mom or my sister could come in at any minute and i kinda hoped they would.

"did you ever read any more of that book?"

...no. i knew it was my mom's and she would get mad.

"what if i told you i've read that book?"

really? you?

"what if i told you it was a christian book?"

no way! that think also talked about bangin--i mean, having sex with--god!

"the book is about love. you made the jump to sex. i find it interesting you'd read the word 'love' and interpret it as 'sex.'

yeah, ha ha, i guess that is a little strange...but...if love ain't sex, what is it?

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