a box cutter
a college degree or two
a two foot inflatable batman doll
a two framed pictures of monkeys
a framed picture of my girlfriend when she was six, dressed like a some sort of fairy princess
a larger than life sharpie
a book that is dedicated: "to the gender opposite as the chasm widens: no hard feelings, eh?"
a lamp that is not plugged in
a mostly used up checkbook
a DVD from a modern day prophet still in the shrink-wrap
several remote controls i don't use
a stack of Domo-kun pictures
a ludicrous amount of CDs
the ticket stub to a Kids in the Hall live show
a Master Lock still in the package
a pink velvet butt-plug pouch (cannot locate butt-plug, however)
several sets of Joseph Campbell audiotapes
a wad of old receipts tallying $1,423.25
some pieces of paper with drunken poetry scribbled all over them that i can't get myself to throw away
the bible
one of those pre-approved credit card offers that has to be too good to be true
a firewire cable
this vinyl bunny rabbit with a pacifier in its mouth
a printer with pink monkey stickers on it
a stuffed monster made out of my socks
Age of Empires III, minus the first disc
i'd like to see the force do this
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- not the kind of person you want to share your ice cream cone with...or anything in a cone for that matter...
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