like orphaned Brazilian mutants. only without anything to gird their loins...


i'd like to see the force do this

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

And the world is worth thirty pieces of silver and some change

God uses special scales that control for inflation. There’s a dial for your specific time, latitude, longitude, physical appearance, and handedness. Most people don’t understand that handedness creates imbalances of cosmic proportions. The Holocaust would’ve have happened if it wasn’t for a left-handed Babylonian King in 312 B.C.

Names aren’t nearly as important in the grand scheme of things.

That's why, in these fallen times, names are all they give you. Because then, the mysteries take a good half-day, especially if Brother Woodruff is officiating. In the future it gets widdled and watered down, first in the name of efficiency, then in the name propriety. Some people get spooked at all the Hebrew and ritual. Now people are scared to death of ritual.


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