he's the kind of guy who:

asks for "wheat" instead of white bread at subway (even though he wants white), but feels bad saying he wants white because the man making his sandwich is black

wishes he didn't have a name that was always sold out on the novelty keychain rack in the checkout line at wal-mart

hopes and prays that someone else has his same stop on the bus so he doesn't have to pull the "stop" chord and inconvenience everyone else with his need to get off the bus