like orphaned Brazilian mutants. only without anything to gird their loins...


i'd like to see the force do this

Saturday, August 1, 2009

they once made their own language

--just the two of them. this was so they could speak in public about their habit of jacking off while they shit and eat all at the same time. they viewed this as the closest they'd ever come to "coming out" about their little ritual.

according to the renowned expert in language acquisition, Dr. Theton Lansfordshire, all the world's language were birthed in this way.

two guys, one secret, and multitasking basic/shameful bodily functions.

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